Miss April Advises: Anxious Friend
Dear Miss April, I have a problem with a friend. When I first met her I thought she was really interesting, and a great sounding board for my studies. I also introduced her to a male friend of mine and...
View ArticleMiss April Advises: Frequent Fornicator
Dear Miss April, In regard to premarital sex, I quite like it and I have it often. In your opinion what is the best kind? Yours respectfully Frequent Fornicator Dear Frequent Fornicator I understand...
View ArticleMiss April Advises: Distance Admirer
Dear Miss April, I have been distressed by some unavoidable eaves dropping that is more like a trumpet blast from a soap box Lothario, but everyone is entitled to an opinion. This has been happening...
View ArticleMiss April Advises on Art Gallery Etiquette
Dear Readers, As you may recall I responded recently to Distance Admirer in regard to issues concerning appropriate behaviour at public art exhibitions. You can then, imagine my surprise and pleasure...
View ArticleMiss April Advises: Cheer Leader – blind happy gesamtkunstwerk
Dear Miss April, I think of myself as a positive person. I like to greet the world with objective optimism. Over the the holiday season I have begun to doubt the effect of my ebullience. Even on...
View ArticleMiss April Advises: Hair Affair – snow-fro sex.
Dear Miss April, I’m going out on a limb here, but I am thinking of dating a man with an sno-fro. However, my issue lies not with the ‘fro’ itself but rather the silhouette of the afroe mentioned man...
View ArticleMiss April Advises: Help Didit, Help Me!
Dear Miss April, A childish prank has got slightly out of hand and left me in a bit of a pickle. Quite an embarrassing pickle as it happens. Due to a serious miscarriage of justice, I find myself...
View ArticleMiss April Advises: #1 Fan, Christmas Present .
Dear Miss April, few months back i got a new friend. one of my clients at work. A smart engineer, in his fourties. He gives you a serious first impression but as you get to know him, you soon realise...
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